(Source: bbanjo, via suck-ish)

Timestamp: 1396392498

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

(Source: reservedmouth, via receeding)

Timestamp: 1396392426
  • employer: so what qualifications do you have?
  • me: i got to like 19 on flappy bird
  • employer: omg no way can u do mine??